NASMUSKORBITAL AQUATICS DIVISION
SUBJECT NM-01 IS MOSTLY OPERATIONAL

NASMUSK

THE DEEP END NEEDED AN ENGINEER.

Part inventor. Part swimmer. Entirely too confident in those goggles.

ORIGIN FILEAQ-404

Born during a zero-gravity swim lesson that never technically ended, NasMusk became the first aquatic systems engineer to solve problems by staring at them through aggressively green goggles. He now lives beneath Hangar N-7, teaching satellites to hold their breath and filing every breakthrough under “probably fine.”

PRESSURECHILL
OXYGENOPTIONAL
MISSIONONE MORE LAP
FIELD NOTE #01“Gravity is just water with commitment issues.”
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